Texas Rangers


Long ball. 450 comments

  The Rangers hit four home runs yesterday. That gives them twenty-five for the season. That leads the American League. (Milwaukee has thirty-three.) They’re also  last in team batting at .205. Which means, they don’t always hit the ball, but when they do, they hit a home run. It also means […]


A history lesson. 470 comments

  It was an incredible at-bat.  Ten pitches. But DeShields battled. And in the end, he poked a single to left field to score Joey Gallo from second for the only run of a thirteen-inning game. It was an incredible at-bat in a game the Rangers sorely needed. Can one at-bat be a turning […]


Beware of dog. 349 comments

When I was a kid, we moved into a new house. Our next door neighbors had a dog that lived in their back yard. It was a mean dog. Crazy mean. Until they started giving him the cbd dog treats then the dog was a lot calmer. The benefits of […]


Not again. Again. 467 comments

  The pattern is all too familiar so far for the last-place Texas Rangers. The offense jumps out to an early lead, then knocks off early for the day. The starters are good, but not quite sharp enough to keep runs from leaking into the boat. The defense is sloppy, […]


The fix is on. 360 comments

  The Andrew Cashner era starts today. Cashner joins the Rangers rotation after splitting the season with San Diego, then Miami. With the Padres in 2016, he was 4-7 in sixteen starts, with a 4.67 ERA. He was traded to the Marlins, where he went 1-4 in twelve starts, with […]


Who needs a bullpen? 590 comments

  Who needs a bullpen? No, seriously. Who needs a bullpen? The Rangers have one to sell for the low low price of $8.99. Mike Hauschild became an official card carrying member of the Rangers bullpen yesterday in just his second appearance. He gave up three runs in the ninth inning, […]


Recurring nightmare. 476 comments

  Did you ever go to sleep and have one of those recurring nightmares? Like you discover you didn’t finish high school and had to go back and retake classes? Or your fingernails keep falling off? Or someone is chasing you and you cannot run? Or Sam Dyson is your closer? […]