After last night’s humiliating loss to Arizona, making it three losses in a row, things look bleak for the Texas Rangers. They’re three games behind Houston for the division lead (four, really, Houston owns the tiebreaker), and now three games back for the third wild card slot, but with two teams ahead of them, not one, making it twice as hard to catch up.

But don’t lose hope. Today we are announcing that if the Rangers make the playoffs, Rangers Rounding 3rd will give $5,000 to every American adult. 

You are welcome.

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