Yearly Archives: 2017


The fix is on. 360 comments

  The Andrew Cashner era starts today. Cashner joins the Rangers rotation after splitting the season with San Diego, then Miami. With the Padres in 2016, he was 4-7 in sixteen starts, with a 4.67 ERA. He was traded to the Marlins, where he went 1-4 in twelve starts, with […]


Who needs a bullpen? 590 comments

  Who needs a bullpen? No, seriously. Who needs a bullpen? The Rangers have one to sell for the low low price of $8.99. Mike Hauschild became an official card carrying member of the Rangers bullpen yesterday in just his second appearance. He gave up three runs in the ninth inning, […]


Recurring nightmare. 476 comments

  Did you ever go to sleep and have one of those recurring nightmares? Like you discover you didn’t finish high school and had to go back and retake classes? Or your fingernails keep falling off? Or someone is chasing you and you cannot run? Or Sam Dyson is your closer? […]


Graveman buries Rangers. 394 comments

  In their quest to win two games in a row, the Rangers were able to muster just two hits. Athletics pitcher Kendell Graveman stifled the Rangers offense which, up until last night, was the one part of the game that was clicking. Yu Darvish was up to his old tricks, […]


0-3 by the numbers. 384 comments

  It’s just three games. It’s just one series. It’s just the beginning of the season. The Rangers lost at least three in a row eight times last year, including right after their opening day win. So a win tonight puts them on the exact pace they were on last […]