Texas Rangers


Plead the fifth. 569 comments

  One more game when the Rangers get down big early. One more game when the deficit was too large to overcome, try as the offense might. One more game when the Rangers had no chance even before it started. Trouble is, the fifth starter for the Rangers has been […]


Palpitations. 896 comments

  Sam Dyson picked up his twentieth save yesterday to move into a tie for eighth place in the American League. With it came six hundred twenty-six cases of cardiac arrest, ninety-five reported incidences of heart failure, six thousand reported arrhythmias, seven hundred fifty open heart surgeries, ninety-two triple bi-passes, over […]


How to stop bleeding. 547 comments

  How to stop bleeding, presented as a public service: Apply direct pressure on the cut or wound with a clean cloth, tissue, or piece of gauze until bleeding stops, which is usually caused by a cut, a puncture or by pitch number sixty-three in the second inning. If blood soaks […]


Must be voodoo. 323 comments

  Greg Genske has to be smiling right about now. His plan worked. His evil devious plan worked. Greg Genske is Tanner Scheppers’s agent. And when it was announced on June 29 that Tanner Scheppers was resuming baseball operations on his way to eventually returning to the mound in a Rangers […]


A really bad month. 680 comments

  September 1972: 3-23 record, a .115 winning percentage, team finished in last place. August 1973: 6-24, .200, last place. July 2014: 6-20, .231, last place. June 2003: 7-20, .259, last place. July 1976: 8-22, .267, fourth place July 2016: 4-11, .267 winning percentage, ?. How bad has it been […]


Classic pitching match ups. 1060 comments

  In the history of baseball, there have been some classic pitching match ups for the ages. Bob Gibson and Sandy Koufax faced off May 25, 1961, in an epic nine-inning pitching duel that the Dodgers ace won 1-0. In the loss, Gibson’s ERA dropped to 1.69. In 1963, Giants future […]


That was huge. 718 comments

    Adrian Beltre may be the face of the Rangers but Cole Hamels is the backbone. When the Rangers really need him to step up, he finds another gear. Remember the last game of the regular season last year that was set up because of the second-to-the-last game? Game 161 was […]