Texas Rangers


They came bearing runs. 789 comments

  Last year, the Boston Red Sox finished in last place in the American League East on the strength of their horrible starting pitching and bad bullpen. To address their rotation, they signed David Price to a $217 million dollar contract. Suddenly, they had a one-man rotation. Luckily for them, out of […]


Elvis is alive. 283 comments

  The biggest question coming into 2016 was the psyche of Elvis Andrus. When last he was seen, he was sitting alone, stunned, shunned, shaken, embarrassed, perhaps crying, in the Toronto dugout after one of the more crushing personal failures an athlete could have in a team sport. Every man, […]


Twenty questions. 199 comments

  The Rangers just completed twenty games in twenty days in the most remarkable fashion possible. When they set out on this stretch three weeks ago, knowing that half of those games would be played over a three-city, ten-game road trip, most would have been satisfied if the Rangers went 11-9, maybe […]


Colby’s first loss. 374 comments

  Colby is human after all. The six million dollar man is, well, a man. He’s been scientifically rebuilt in the hip, shoulder and elbow. He has survived a line drive off the head, hip replacement surgery, and worse of all, years in Oakland. But the inevitable was eventually inevitiable. […]


Happy fun ball. 585 comments

  This Rangers team is fun to watch. Fun to follow. Fun to talk about. And they are having a lot of fun playing. Fun, that is, for everybody but the manager standing in the opposing dugout. For him, it’s frustration and failure a few other f-words. Texas just finished […]


A gift. 402 comments

  Thank goodness for pitch count baseball. Thank goodness Mike Matheny is a disciple of Tony LaRussa, who never saw a dominating pitcher he couldn’t yank after one hundred pitches. The Rangers were not going to score off Carlos Martinez. Simple as that. If he went fifteen innings they were […]


Pair of aces. 417 comments

  Coming out of spring training, Rangers fans could not wait to get Yu Darvish back from Tommy John surgery so he could team up with Cole Hamels to give Texas a pair of aces at the top of the rotation. But things haven’t work out that way. Darvish did come back. […]