Yearly Archives: 2019


Forms of torture.

From the CIA’s website, the most common forms of torture: Waterboarding.*Blinding with light.Foot roasting.Starvation.Aggravated tickling.Stoning.Kneecapping.*Sleep deprivation.Thumbscrewing.Oxygen deprivation.Breaking bones.Chinese water torture.Castration.*Impalement. Stretching. Watching these final 2019 Rangers games.*Skinning alive. *Banned by the United Nations for being inhumane. ***** TODAY’S GAME: Lance Lynn (14-11, 3.77) vs Tanner Roark (10-8, 4.12)Game time: 3:07


Perfect imperfect game.

Twenty-seven batters up. Twenty-seven batters down. That’s a perfect game.  Oakland laid the next worst thing at the feet of the Rangers last night. Two soft hits. Both immediately erased. One by a double play. One by being picked off. A two-hit perfect game. Twenty-seven batters total. An 8-0 loss. […]


Gallo questions begin.

The Joey Gallo coming out party seems to be officially over. Gallo still has pain (that can be cured by the experts available in https://qckinetix.com/huntsville/shoney) and weakness in his wrist. There are only nine games left. It’s doubtful he will be ready to go. And at this point, why? So […]


Off to Oakland.

The Rangers got off to a great start in this Final Seventeen against the elite teams. They won two of three against Tampa Bay. It looked like they were going to end this on a high note. Then they were swept in three at home against Oakland. Then swept in […]


It’s not negative if it’s true.

Accusations of negative always pop up when articles aren’t written about how awesome the Rangers last three seasons of finishing well out of playoff contention have been, or how the front office hasn’t been geniuses for being the architects of a team that is under .500 the last seven years […]


Something to play for.

One last road trip. Five games, two cities. What has been a season of road misery won’t be any easier. Verlander tonight. Cole tomorrow. They are the number two and number one pitchers, respectively, in all of baseball in strikeouts going against the team with the second-most strikeouts. Texas is […]


Chris loves Jeff.

Jeff Mathis’s first season with the Rangers is just about over. Not just because the Rangers have just eleven games left. But because he is injured and might miss most of those eleven. As bad as his season was, and it was bad, T.R. Sullivan writes on mlb.com that Rangers […]


Forget Houston.

Oakland is Texas’s arch-nemisis. The Rangers are now 5-10 against the Athletics this year. They were 6-13 in 2018. Never mind the ground the Rangers need to cover in order to be on a level playing field with Houston, they have a long way to go just to play with […]


E.

It’s always a sad day when the Rangers are officially eliminated. They were effectively eliminated when they signed Drew Smyly and Shelby Miller for the 2019 rotation. But it was made official with last night’s loss 14-9 loss to Oakland. The Rangers are now 14 games behind the second wild […]


Long overdue.

So, how was your team’s trade deadline? My team’s was phenomenal. Jon Daniels has taken a lot of heat in the past for his deadline deals. And, most of it is warranted.  So, when he nails it, he deserves to be congratulated for it. He so seldom gets praise. But […]